Some people..

..have perverted thoughts on purpose.

Well

I guess I'll get some cold water, bother sleeping, think I was dehydrated.  Ate enough but didn't like it a lot lot lot.

Problem

I'm not some pathetic loser Ellen needs to "touch."  What, I didn't even wear glasses with straight hair and an active body.

Those Oreos be gettin' to my head.

I was in the heat a lot yesterday.  I could see myself faint.